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09-07-2010, 01:23 PM
 
how do you know you've got a bad in front of you - the wife calls you and tells you the masticator is making a buzzing sound

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What`s a masticator
 
 
 
 
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What`s a masticator
A person's mouth.

To stop the buzzing tighten false teeth.

(Maybe in some lands a "masticator" is a garbage disposal or some such. Why can't the English speak english?)
 
 
 
 
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09-07-2010, 04:46 PM
 
if it was rubbish I'd be more than happy - but this unit goes on the back of a loo and its blocked !!!

so its going to be rubber gloves up to my shoulders!!! - like I said tomorrow is going to be a bad day
 
 
 
 
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09-07-2010, 08:30 PM
 
ok, at least I think I know what a loo is

gets me more than enough information... hope it goes well. Here's a bit of fun for you. One of our toilets was blocked recently. Had to take the whole thing apart... base removed from the floor... then finally found the problem after a fluke look in what would normally be the wrong place... There was an ENTIRE hotdog in the passage between the bowl and the floor drain... Completly jammed in there...

Oh, the joys of kids - but you don't have that excuse
 
 
 
 
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Tell your kids to chew their food before swallowing it!
 
 
 
 
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There was an ENTIRE hotdog in the passage between the bowl and the floor drain... Completly jammed in there... :

This is hilarious!



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09-08-2010, 02:12 AM
 
need something a bit stronger than that hun



going in this afternoon, so wish me luck I may never come out again

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bonus - least the next time they eat it hopefully they will chew it
 
 
 
 
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Tell your kids to chew their food before swallowing it!
that sad part was, I had a very clear memory of one of the kids bitching about not wanting BBQ hotdogs one night right before the clog... One moment they were bitching, the next the hotdog was gone... Really no idea what happened...
 
 
 
 
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Why can't the English speak english?)
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One of our toilets was blocked recently. Had to take the whole thing apart... base removed from the floor... then finally found the problem after a fluke look in what would normally be the wrong place... There was an ENTIRE hotdog in the passage between the bowl and the floor drain... Completly jammed in there...
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no doubt!

I quickly defined a new class based on explode() to solve the problem. I also realized that there were some inheritance issues due to child classes that needed some more efficient processing
 
 
 
 
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I quickly defined a new class based on explode() to solve the problem. I also realized that there were some inheritance issues due to child classes that needed some more efficient processing
 
 
 
 
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I put off my bad day in favor of doing some gardening after work ..............tomorrow
 
 
 
 
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09-10-2010, 02:35 AM
 
started "trying" to sort my loo out but had water well least it was wet ! coming in everywhere so as I need some other plumbing jobs doing I've called them out - they can have the fun
 
 
 
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