[housekeeper]

Little girl runs into the kitchen where mom is washing dish's, she says "mom, I just found out the boy next door has a penis like a peanut", mom says: "oh, it's really small", little girl: "no, it salty"

[Tigger]

and at the other end of the age group

A very old woman went to the doctor for check-up. The doctor told her that she needed more activity and recommended sex three times a week.

She said to the doctor: "Please can you tell my husband." The doctor goes out in the waiting room and tells the husband that his wife needs to have sex three times a week. The 80 year old husband replies: "Which days?" The doctor says, "How about Monday, Wednesday and Friday?" The husband says, "I can bring her Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays she'll have to take the bus."

[Gaystoryman]

God what a bunch of perverts you two are

[Mr. Lovepants]

I had to go the the hospital the other day for a check up. The nurse said to me "Mr. Lovepants you'll have to stop masturbating."

"But..but why" I asked.


"Because I need to examine you", she said