[Tigger]

One night, while a couple are in bed, the husband gently nudges his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

[housekeeper]

good one lad...

A couple is driving home one night and hubby is so horny he tells his wife he's got to pull over, he finds a secluded road and they jump into the back seat. After a couple of minutes hubby is satisfied and while he is zipping his pants back up tells his wife: "if I had known you were going to be that hot, I would've taken my time", wife replies: "if I had known you were going to take your time I would've taken off my pantyhose"

[Tigger]

[Itchy]

Originally Posted by Tigger

One night, while a couple are in bed, the husband gently nudges his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"